羽之助の帝紀

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

The New Face of Pat, Your Imperial Ruler 羽刀、貴方達庶民の天皇の、新しい顔


New banner! Whee! 新しい横看板!やった!

The beard is continuing to protect against the cold, and coupled with my ever-growing hair (on the head), I can now carry giant snowballs on my shoulder and not feel cold. I'll have to shave and cut in March for girlfriend reasons, but until then, it's wolf time.
髭がまだ寒さか風を防止しているし、まだまだ伸ばしている髪の毛も含んだら肩ででかい雪球を運んでも全然寒くない。彼女の為に3月半ばは剃らなくちゃならないけど、その時までは狼の季節だ。


On Friday night I went with two nice women from the now-defunct English group to see a movie called "Always: Evening in 3-chome", about Tokyo in 1958. Even if it does glorify that damn Eiffel rip-off hunk of metal, it was a good movie. The funny parts were funny, and the sad parts were sad. I recommend.
金曜日の夜は只今停止中英会話会の二人の優しい女の人と一緒に「Always:3丁目の夕日」の映画を見にいった。そのアイフェル塔の偽者鐵の糞物をちょっと自慢するけど、良い映画だった。面白いところは面白かった、そして悲しいところは悲しかった。お勧めだ。

On Saturday I went to the gym and used the equipment with two friends, which was fun. While filling out the registration, a guy came over and asked me what country am I from and the usual chitchat. To finish up, he said 'Well, I hope you take a good Japanese wife from here!' Things progressed even more hilariousy when we went upstairs to use the equipment. The two Japanese girls I was with ... didn't say a word! They just stood there while the attendant panicked over what the hell these three people were standing there just staring at her for! Eventually I spoke up and said 'Hey, we're new. Do we give these forms to you or what?' Later, she said she had been panicking because she thought she'd have to speak English. Come on. This is Ichinoseki. If you meet a white person here, chances are they're a Portuguese-speaking Brazilian.

土曜日は二人の友達と一緒に総合体育館に行って装備を使った。楽しかった。登録しながら役人が来て朕はどっちの國から来たとかのと尋ねた。最後には「じゃ、いい日本人のお嫁さんを結婚して。」って言った。装備を使う為に階段を上ってから状況がもっともっと面白くなった。朕と一緒に居る二人の女性が何もいわなかった!店員がなぜこの三人は黙って立っているかと面って恐慌しながらこの二人がそのまま立ってじっと見ていた!ついに朕が「すいません、初めてですけど・・・」と言った。後で、店員が英語で喋らなくちゃと心配して恐慌していたっていった。マジかよ、これは一関でしょう?この町で白人に会ったら、多分ポルトガル語で喋っているブラジル人だよ!


Saturday was also Soccer Day, and I lasted for about 5 mintues before falling and twisting my ankle. AGAIN. It's fine now though.
土曜日はサッカーの日だった、そして落ちて又捻挫するまで五分ぐらい試合できた。

I've moved my computer into the kitchen, which means I'm closer to the fridge. The space heater for the kitchen is this orange demonic thing, on which I burned my underwear trying to heat it up one morning. パソコンを台所に移動したので、もっと冷蔵庫の近くになってしまった・・・台所である暖房はこの鬼みたいみかん色な物。これで或る朝に下着を暖めてみる時はよく燃やしてしまった!

And thus passed the weekend.
このように週末を過ごした。

9 Comments 論評:

  • コメントするのは久しぶりだね~。
    ヒゲすごいね!!!ビックリ☆
    月曜日にJay Chouのコンサート行ってきたよ!!最高だった。かっこよかったよ~。

    パトのブログリンクはってもいい?

    By Anonymous みっつん, at 2/07/2006 10:19 PM  

  • So I need some clarification.
    The guy that hopes you get a good Japanese wife... was he white?

    By Anonymous Chris, at 2/08/2006 12:37 AM  

  • あ、はってくれる?お願いします~僕は最近みっつんのブログにコメントしないとダメだね・・・ごめんね!コンサートはやっぱり最高だったね。みっつんは楽しい経験ができて自分も嬉しい~

    The guy was Japanese, in his 50s or 60s, working in the gym office when we went to register.

    By Blogger 羽之助, at 2/08/2006 7:38 AM  

  • Silly Boy...underwear is for microwaving...not heating...

    By Anonymous Charlene, at 2/08/2006 8:57 AM  

  • HAHA! You put your underwear on a space heater! That's just too funny and sounds too much like what some of my floormates would do here at LU....damn it's cold first thing in the morning. Anyways, I do agree that underwear should be put in the microwave, or even put them inside your sheets, like at the end of your bed when you go to bed, then they'll be warm in the morning. But oh well...back to my studies now, not that I really do them, I mean come on, I'm an English Literature major, do they really expect me to do work?

    By Anonymous Sarah, at 2/08/2006 2:10 PM  

  • I don't have a microwave ... hmm, maybe I should get one. Does anyone remember the Seinfeld where Kramer cooked his shirt in a pizza oven? I feel like doing that. I can't even get into bed at night because, well, the covers are freezing. Literally.

    By Blogger 羽之助, at 2/08/2006 6:08 PM  

  • Sarah: You must be a first year.

    And Pat: I suggest setting your house on fire. That'll be the warmest it'll ever get.

    By Anonymous Chris, at 2/09/2006 2:53 AM  

  • Well I would set the other apartments on fire as well. So that might be bad for the other tenants, but who cares about them.

    Actually the fire trucks were going past the school today. The first thing I thought of was 'Shit. Forgot to turn the gas off again.'

    By Blogger 羽之助, at 2/09/2006 8:00 PM  

  • Actually I'm a second year.....and these tricks do work. Putting clothes at the end of your bed, I do it from time to time because of the Sudbury winter...it can get pretty cold. But oh well, I've been doing things like that since I was little, born in the north, raised in Pembroke.....oh I mean SHIT-TOWN (lol...yeah I hate it there).

    And Pat, or Patto (I don't know what you go by these days, I haven't seen/talked to you in like 3 years) send me an email if possible

    theguitar_girl@hotmail.com

    By Anonymous sarah, at 2/10/2006 8:44 AM  

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